Gift of the Gab Knows No Sex

A new scientific paper has shown that despite western stereotypes that men and women are equally talkative.

According to University of Arizona psychologist Matthias Mehl, the paper’s lead author, the study proves there is no proof to the chatterbox female reputation.

“There is no difference in how much men and women talk,” said Mehl.

The differences (if any) between what men and women talk about was not explored. This is perhaps a good thing.