Facing Chuck Norris

My family has a strange humorous affection for Chuck Norris, especially in his Walker, Texas Ranger guise. We think he is hilarious; including my mother who likes to joke that 'Walker, Texas Ranger' is her pin-up.

I belong to Facebook (like everyone else). I dithered for a while wondering what the hell I was supposed to do with it, until I found the light, until I found the 'Chuck Norris Daily Fact Function'. It makes it all worthwhile.

Here are some of my recent favourites:

10 Jun 2007's fact:
God was created from one of Chuck Norris' ribs.

07 Jun 2007's fact:
Chuck Norris created time. When asked why, he said because he wanted to clock his roundhouse kick.